An elderly lass, who by an odd occurrence swallowed a fly. Reasoning that it would be prudent to dispose of the fly as soon as possible, this old lady promptly swallowed a spider. However, she soon found that the arachnid would wriggle and tickle inside of her. Attempting to rid herself of it, the lady swallowed a bird. Presumably a smaller variety, as birds can grow to be quite large. Regardless, the fruitless adventure continued. The lady then swallowed a cat. The feral beast undoubtedly caused a great deal of discomfort on the way down, prompting the lady to take a drastic course of action. Desperate to rid herself of the newfound perplexity, she swallowed an entire cow. How in the world she managed to do this is beyond anyone's comprehension. It would appear very clear that the entirety of this problem could have been avoided if the madam had simply kept her mouth shut. Regardless, the unfortunate saga continued. The lady, obviously very near death, deemed it necessary to get rid of the cow. She swallowed a horse. The internal rupture of her organs became too great at this point, and the lady passed away in great agony.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: An Old Lady died, dude.
Person 2: Oh shit! How?
Person 1: She swallowed a fly
Person 2: n00b
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: An Old Lady died, dude.
Person 2: Oh shit! How?
Person 1: She swallowed a fly
Person 2: n00b
by Oswaldthefourth October 19, 2009
Get the An Old Ladymug. Hey Bro- Lady gaga's deprived on account of her catholic school upbringing thats why she takes her clothes off...
by travellerjd July 6, 2010
Get the lady gagamug. by Big_Vizzle June 28, 2017
Get the Lady meatmug. 
the underbelly cooter-scooter of a female being.
by tirtle August 6, 2017
Get the lady knobmug. the female equivalent of an erection. frequently caused by six packs, structured jaw lines and neck kisses. symptoms that accompany lady tingles include butterflies in the tummy and an appetite for sex.
by imnotaplayerijustcrushalot May 24, 2011
Get the lady tinglesmug. Its just like the song. The set up goes one day this blind man was walking past this fish market. He catches a mean whiff and proclaims with his cocked to the side " Mourning Ladies!!!!"
I really hope im at the fish market and not and my obese mothers house. I can't stand stank ass... Wait a minute mourning ladies how the fuck are you doing on the mighty fine evening?.
by Dr. Theasures August 5, 2012
Get the Mourning Ladiesmug.