Kyle

kyle is really cool and has a really cool sense of humor but if you don’t understand his jokes you don’t understand it and he’s probably kinda cute too but kyle has an unhealthy addiction to Monster energy drinks and punching holes in his wall.

guy 1: yo did you hear that joke kyle made earlier? it was hilarious!
guy 2: i didn’t get it

by Sara Lyn Bread Co. June 25, 2019

Kyle

The classic blonde douchebag that chugs monster energy drinks, will die for his frat brothers, wears white polos with palm trees on them with pink shorts that fall at either 4 inches above the knee or halfway down the shin and birks, sings Acapella, says he listens to country music to try to impress girls with his down to earth nature and emotional capacity to love a girl even though he doesn't even know who Luke Combs is, and is a no ball-having bitch.

Four-year-old daughter trying to enjoy her time at Disneyland: Mommy, who is that man over there that looks completely tuned out of reality, singing to himself?
Mommy: Oh honey, that is just a Kyle. Don't worry about him right now, but in 14 years just be prepared to encounter 12,563 of them trying to steal ur heart even though they're just empty hearted-pussy-douchebags.
Four-year-old daughter: Yeah mommy, I can see his thong from here.

by HaterofallKyles July 10, 2019

Kyle

A guy who loves to drink Moutain Dew while being very irritable and obnoxious.

Dude #1: why is he being so weird?
Dude #2: oh that's just a Kyle

by 12357839e74738 April 3, 2020

Kyle

Usually a drinker of monster energy drinks,elimanates drywall as thanos's snap eliminated half the world's population,and acts like a 4th grader insult wise

Kyle drank a lot of monster. And then made a 4'6 inch hole in the drywall.thats a lot of damage!

by TheMostAntiFurryBoiEva July 22, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a dude bro and an all around cool guy if he has his monster

Brad:yo have you heard of Kyle?
Joe:yah he drank all of the monster

by Tasty 69420 October 29, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the guy of your dreams. He is kind, funny, is the life of the party, and a very hot guy. Kyle’s are mostly country boys. He is very strong and has a nice body. He will be the person you will want to go to if you need someone to talk to. He is the nicest guy you will meet but he also has a very good personality. He can be super funny and very sensitive. If you are talking to a Kyle make sure you don’t slip up or he will drift away.

Person 1: Did you see that hot guy Kyle at the party last night?
Person 2: Yes he looks super funny and he can party! He has nice muscles too!

by Teaiama November 24, 2019

Kyle

Kind person, but gets annoyed quick. Likes Dragons, Wizards, Greek Gods, Video games, and Movies. If you know a Kyle, he can be a big part of your life.

Kyle is very nice.

by DragonShadow99999999 August 27, 2019