Kleenex & Q-Tips

Kleenex & Q-Tips are what you hand someone who needs to clean himself up after finally extracting his head from his ass.

Roger in procurement finally put in the order for that equipment we have been asking for to increase production for the last 8 months.

Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.

by Kahoki February 1, 2009

counting kleenex

Trying to get to sleep by repeatedly jerking off.

Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.

Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.

by Shuaman April 22, 2016

kleinknecht

a rare species of people who like to put sour cream on bagels

I love putting sour cream on bagels

Then you're a real Kleinknecht!

by laDez-drew May 25, 2018

kleenex moment

male masturbation

brb i need to have a kleenex moment

1- where's he gone?
2- i think he's gone to have a kleenex moment.

by pixie101 April 8, 2010

Klassy and Klean

Klassy - dressed to the 9's for a woman. Klean sharp distinguished for the guys.

Klassy and Klean is simply nicely dressed. A sexy but tasteful dress for women with high heels and nice slacks shirts no tennis for men.

by Eunique Pineapple Punch October 26, 2011

klean

Russian word of calling someone retarded

-I’ll beat the sh*t out of you!
-Shut up, klean idiot.

by tolnickser February 1, 2018

klain

very sad at basketball and ugly

klain is very sad at basketball and he should stop playing it for real i swear

by klain popleon June 6, 2018