Ass-Jousting

A sport involving two competitors who attempt to knock down their opponent by scuttling down the playing field and bumping each other with their asses.

Ass-jousting is best played at 2AM with bored college students, not looking for sexual games.

Ass-jousting is the best sport ever!

by Hulla December 14, 2008

joester

joester the almighty toaster

joester gets more bread than a toaster

by joel ortiz December 12, 2013

Positive Jostle

derived from a term used on fifa '09

a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.

woman seen naked ontop of another woman, both being pleased by a third woman...also naked.

man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".

by king jostle January 11, 2009

Joost

A man who can't see its own penis because he is to fat.

Im to fat, im a total Joost!
Dude, you are such a Joost!

by Greetzz May 23, 2008

low-maintenance jostle

Basically, a no-strings-attached sexual encounter. This could include a one-night-stand or the ultimate in sex-for-sport relationships: fuck buddies.

When I got home drunk the other night I was really horny and was able to have Sharmila come over for a low-maintenance jostle. Man, she can really suck cock.

by The Original Slim Bavis November 25, 2003

jount

Jount can be used as a replacement for ANY noun. If used as a verb, it also acts as a license to get punched in the face by those who feel like punching you.

Q: "What is the meaning of life?"
A: "Jount."

by Bill February 8, 2003

Josten

Someone who referes to everything as a "meme"

"That Josten guy sucks"

by Idk shugga January 5, 2017