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Jobs Corollary

Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."

Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"

Guy #1: "What?"

Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"

Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.
by Mofrak August 24, 2010
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joonsexual

When someone is only attracted to Kim Namjoon from BTS
Friend: Hey look that guy is cute you should ask for his number!
Me: Sorry i’m Joonsexual.

Friend: You’re what?
Me: I’m Joonsexual.
by stanbts<3 September 28, 2020
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joonstinybonsai

the sexiest moot to have if you’re on kpop tiktok or in the yoongi cult 😩💯
bob: omg have you seen joonstinybonsai’s recent post about wonho 🤣
marie: yeah 😭 i just followed her because she’s in the yoongi cult and she has the best content
bob: she’s my favorite moot <3
by notjoonstinybonsai May 20, 2021
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Block jobs

When soldiers are given areas to clean within the block they live. Often rotated weekly so everyone gets their fair share.
Get this block squared away why is is so dirty wasn't your block jobs completed this morning
by Heisenberg23 April 22, 2017
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Columbus Blow Jobs

A nickname and chirp for the Columbus Blue Jackets. This is usually what the teams haters call them and when they dis them for being the worst team in the NHL. This nickname is even more appropriate due to them being abbreviated to CBJ on tv. Many fans call also them the BJ’s
The Columbus Blow Jobs acquire center Jack Off via trade.
by superboyuss February 22, 2019
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Monkey Joob

A super monkey that was built in a secret laboratoy in the center of a piece of cake.
Before the cake was devoured Monkey Joob quickly destroyed the lab and flew out using it's amazing farting ability.
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait that isn't a bird or a plane. What the hell is that? OH GOD IT'S MONKEY JOOB!
by CowKillaMooMan August 24, 2004
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jobsexual

a person who either works so much, or loves so much to work that she always seems to end up dating the guy one desk over.
Is Kathryn Bigelow a Jobsexual?
by Maureen O Connor March 14, 2010
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