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Phomboneus Jones

Random nickname to call anyone whether you happen to know their name or not.

used similarly to

woah "buddy"
Hey "man"
Back off "ace"
Listen up Phomboneus Jones, you need to calm the frick down!
by Phomboneus Jones March 1, 2009
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Jones Road

a fake road that does not really exist, used to give someone directions when you just want them off your back or want to confuse them.
The Cooker: "Dude, Uncle Freddie wants to come jacking for beats"
Pete Dick: "Does he know we are going to the Kirk Hotel?"
The Cooker: "No."
Pete Dick: "Good, just tell him we are going to the Beats Street Tavern and that it is on Jones Road and to meet us there."
The Cooker: "Wouldn't it be on Beats Street though?"
Pete Dick: "Don't worry about it, he is too stupid to figure it out."
by Pete Dick March 18, 2008
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char jones

Damn Char Jones is havin a CHAR-b-que
by James Bautista August 3, 2006
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Jester Jones

man did you see jester jones? I just can't stop cooming
by Chillinte August 10, 2020
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stucker jones

The most stuck one could possibly be, could be a very versatile word could mean an object, human, even a place. Stucker jones is the pinnacle of stuckness.
Hey I’m really stuck here help me

Sorry buddy you’re stucker jones you’re done for

No please help
by Kavsiwvdyejekwos January 4, 2021
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Mitch Jones

by the phene February 28, 2021
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Jack-Ass Jones

Noun; Commonly a description of a person that is an acquaintance or someone you don't know very well but is truly a natural born asshole. Normally employed when speaking of someone who is more than deserving of being called a total f*#ing asshole but you won't dignify them by even using their name.
Did you hear the way that Doctor A. spoke to that nurse? Well yes, agreed she is lazy heifer, but he is just another Jack-Ass Jones!!
by FlyGirl November 13, 2013
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