slot jockey

Gambler who sticks mostly to playing slot machines rather than table games.

Person A: What to play craps?

Person B: Naw. I'm a slot jockey. Sit me down on my favorite machine and I can play all night!

by kittyangel October 15, 2010

Laptop jock

A term originally coined by DJ Vinyl V, laptop jocks are modern DJs that incorporate a laptop into their musical performance, DJ set, or battle routine.

DJ A-track is a laptop jock,
DJ Diplo is a laptop jock,
Bassnector is a laptop jock,
Steve Aoki is a laptop jock,
DJ Jazzy Jeff is a laptop jock too.

by papa payola July 17, 2011

Spider Jockey

A badass creature in Minecraft, the Spider Jockey is a Skeletal Archer literally riding on one of those giant Spiders. Luckily, the are no Cave Spider Jockeys as Beta 1.8 of the game.

Player 1: Is that skeleton riding a spider?
Player 2: Yeah, it is... RUN!
Player 1: What? Why?
Player 2: Do you know how hard one of those is?
Player 1: Pretty easy: I'll just kill it with my diamond sword.
Player 2: Go on the wiki and search Spider Jockey.
Player 1: What ev... Urrrggghhh.

by LukeMCFC 141 October 14, 2011

Jizz Jockey

Someone who is just really stupid and likes to be covered in horse semen.

Guy 1:"Dude I don't wanna go to the party"
Guy 2:"What are you a Jizz Jockey "

by Domo M3 November 7, 2011

jock

A person with little or no intellectual power, rather focuses all strenght on sports and looks

Dumbass jock

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Jockel

(adjective) to describe someone who is a liability

"Matthew, why are you such a Jockel?"

by pdog95 April 26, 2009

camel jockey

A racist insult for a person of arabian origin.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002