ivan

The term "Ivan" can be used to refer to russian people. Most specifically refers to russian nationalists or Soviet soldiers since it originated back in WWII to describe the soldiers—as it's the russian equivalent of the name John (but it's also a generalized term used on a russian person).

Those Ivans are always hanging in that corner and I know they're up to sum'

by llololololololl April 24, 2025

Ivan Boastky

Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got busted 'cuz he couldn't resist regaling everyone with braggardly tales about da windfall profits of his clever sneakiness.

If Ivan Boastky had just kept his mouth shut, he might have gotten away with his chicanery, just as Odysseys could likely have escaped da cyclops's wrath if he'd just quietly sailed away, rather than loudly shouting his triumph at having outsmarted said murderous giant.

by QuacksO January 27, 2022

Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.

I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.

by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021

Ivan Brown

This kid is a really violent and will lash out at anytime he wants. Most likely person to want to stab you in your own home. He really likes to hurt people and loves it as much as himself.

Dang Ivan Brown is being himself today.

by 1234ortnite May 24, 2018

ivan

a specific type of male Russian mobster, typically in his 35+ years with expirience.

there are only 2 types of Ivans:

first there's the Ivan who is too married to his job like a machine
then there is the non standard Ivan who's got a screw loose in his head

(quote by Alperen Kulci and Ryohgo Narita)

Simon is not your typical Ivan

by Psychomaniac66 June 15, 2018

ivan's fook & ankels

The world’s most expensive fook ever! His toes can choke you. His ankels are tan and smooth and taste like nuggets.

OMG WE LOVE ivan's fook & ankels THEY ARE SO DELICIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL

by Penis is cool November 23, 2019

Ivan

Ivans are despicable human beings who don’t deserve to take up breathing room on Earth (or Mars, but Venus is up for debate). They're the type of person to suffocate someone in cheese fondue. We know what you did. We all know…

Police Officer 1: Who is the murderer?
Police Officer 2, staring at body covered in cheese: Ivan.

by The All Knower (I know all) November 27, 2021