Itchy Penis

When the area around your penis begings to itch.

"Gawd, I have an itchy penis!"

by IX April 19, 2005

The Itchy Dick

That irritating itchy burning sensation you contract from dirty whores.

"That Whore gave me the itchy dick so i punched her in the taint in an effort to fight aids"

by Noogles Ecu December 14, 2007

cock itch

Troublesome condition that occurs in males from not shaving their genitals with a good razor or from not doing an adequate job of shaving do to fear of getting a dick nick or ball scrape. Takes a few days to show but usually only lasts 2 to 4 days.

He cleaned up for Friday night but by Monday morning he had cock itch.

by Kacey2012 February 27, 2014

itchy calf girl

The girl in school who always wears tiny skirts, then procedes to lift her leg to scratch her calf, there by showing the whole cafeteria her red undies.

"Man, stop looking for the itchy calf girl, she's wearing jeans today"
"Damn, I needed some show today"

by iawlalnatmteorfiuccakntrheejmescetxsy April 4, 2006

itchy scrut rot

a common occurance for most men were by the scruttocks become red and inflamed and very itchy

the itchy sruct rot kept tony up all night scratching his scruttocks red raw.

by Moonstompin ollie January 23, 2004

Itchy mouth

Itchy mouth has a similar meaning like big mouth. It means someone can't stop gossiping or likes to kick up a fuss. It's very common among high school students and 1st year university students.

"Hey pork pie, you need to see a doctor for your itchy mouth!"

"I'm sorry teacher, I can't control myself, but you know the root cause is the school culture?

by 1st year gossip Uni. student March 21, 2009

itch particles

The microscopic particles commonly found on St. Augustine grass that cause an unbearable itching sensation when one happens to come in contact with said grass.

Dude!, the itch particles are all over me! I wish I wore a shirt to fend from the itching.

by Accruedd December 2, 2010