instagram

The unit of measurement to describe the weight of a hipster.

That bearded fellow over there in the flannel with the over priced coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.

by niklj November 20, 2020

Instagram dancer

A person who makes dancing videos; like dubsmash or/and tik tok and put it on instagram. There are a lot of well known and famous instagram dancers

Hey did you see that one famous instagram dancer at the mall ?.

by Coolerthencoolestperson December 10, 2020

Instagram

App where you post photos and sometimes videos, there is also cool filters.

Samatha: I posted a picture of you on Instagram girl!

Julia: ugh I hate you! You didn’t ask before posting.

by Lol Bella lol February 15, 2021

Instagram editers

Editers who think spin transition + Twixtor + Rap Music + Black Bars = FIRE AMV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Instagram editers - hEY LoOk its a instagram editer omg FUCKING DISGUSTING!

by Kameus February 20, 2021

Instagram

This is why koreans are using instagram too much

Instagram: Puuung started following you
Eun: Not again park

by Hyebun1 May 12, 2021

Instagram model

A person who is really untalented moneymaker who profits off insecurity of young girls

Sally: I really wanna be like Instagram model!
Bob: don't shes toxic

by annbananyyy October 30, 2021

Instagram Thesis

A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.

Our feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of attention created by one particular comment. At the moment we consider this merely an Instagram thesis.

by Purple-font November 11, 2021