Illinois

A giant ass cornfield that surrounds Chicago.

Chicago is the only decent part of Illinois.

by TrappedInTheMidwest October 1, 2009

illin

Doing stuff you shouldn't be doing (aka bad shit) while hanging out with friends, like drugs or vandalism.

Donna: "What are the plans for tonight, Fred?"
Fred: "Oh Hangin', Chillin'.... Little bit a illin."

by Shannie January 5, 2006

illinois

A state where the multitudes in Chicago (and its collar) blame their woes on "Springfield" as if it weren't PRIMARILY elected officials and political players from Chicago (and its collar) making the decisions in Springfield.

Chicago Mayor Richard Daley wants to put additional pressure on Springfield to allow a casino in the city.

by The Truth December 28, 2004

Oak Park, Illinois

A place where residents pride themselves on their "tolerance" of everyone. Filled with many pseudo-hippies, Oak Park people are a pain in the ass to deal with. Oak Park pastimes include: pretending to be original, being elitists, hugging trees, incorrectly thinking they can change the world by holding peace vigils (yes, they actually hold peace vigils),pretending to like folk music, pretending to be political scientists, and being condescending assholes to all those who don't share in their communist beliefs. In short, if I had to live in Oak Park, I would take a gun, put it to my head, and pull the trigger.

Bob: I'm looking to move to a town where I can totally, you know, be very, you know in tune with myself, and be with my very deep thoughts, and be with others who have very deep thoughts, you know, a place where i can, you know, not apologize for being so deep and ethereal, you know, better than everyone because, like i'm so educated, i took an oil painting class once and read an article on climate change.

Jim: move to Oak Park, Illinois you fucking asshole.

by veryfuckingobservant January 7, 2010

Rockford, Illinois

The second-largest city in Illinois, Rockford serves as host to all the negative characteristics of a big city without the benefits. Overwhelmed by crime, drug addicts, and terrible schools, Rockford is surrounded by "podunk" towns and "the boonies" that mooch off the local mall and movie theatres. Rockford has nearly 7 exits off of major highways and has 3 walmarts, considered quite an midwestern accomplishment. Also the self-declared "screw capital" of the world, Rockford doesn't have much to look forward to other than failing factories and a dying reputation. Rockford is the biggest "small town" you will ever experience.

*Driving past Rockford, Illinois on Interstate 90
"Oh look, there's an exit for rockford? Should we stop?"
"No."

by THE ROCKFORD SOCK MONKEY February 1, 2009

Illiterate

An adjective denoting the misuse of a word or phrase in a sentence.

That was so illiterate when he spelled Dominican with three i's.

by mechicken69 November 11, 2009

illie

A street drug made from Embalming Fluid and Duct Tape. Marijuana is dipped in the finished product and smoked. Users claim to have similar experience to PCP and causes the entire body to feel numb.

Hey, let's get high on illie and die.

by hel-bee-zee March 9, 2009