iPod

1. An MP3 Player. More expensive than most, if not all, other players in the market.

2. Scheme by Apple to take over youth.

I hate "iPoods". They cost too much and are unreliable. I got this Rio 5 GB for 60 dollars less than a 4 GB iPod.
You know, some people might just hate iPods. Lots of people can afford them. I just hate them.

Brainwashing!

by iPod hater June 11, 2006

ipod

a really nice device, with both pro's and con's. too bad the poor people talk bad about them because they cant afford them. lets you buy songs off of iTunes and keep tracks in your iLibrary. and you can bring them when you go out and people can see how nice they are.

Hey Jeff, i really like your 30GB iPod. Yea, i like it too. Too bad those people posting insults about them on urbandictionary.com cant afford one.

by Jeffyboy December 12, 2006

ipod

really expensive fashion statement

my new ipod mini matches my stupid crap green shoes

by Rochelle111 June 11, 2006

ipod nano dat hoe

When you bust your load (after doing the deed with a woman) on your ipod nano you grab it by the headphones and slap it across her face thus sticking on her face and using it as an ipod holder.

Johny: hey Billy guess what i did last night
Billy: what did u do?
Johny: i took this girl back to my crib and she bagged on my performance so i ipod nano dat hoe and they i comfortably listened to my music.

by The True Pappa Smurf January 16, 2008

ipod

Small device which can hold (depending on the model) up to 10,000 songs. Most likely owned by 50% of high school students. It is the most popular mp3 player. In fact, if you're looking up the meaning to the word "ipod" in this dictionary, you probably live on an un-inhabited island. That, or you yourself just too poor to buy one, and are making yourself feel better by reading hate definitions, posted by OTHER poor/cheap people.

Bob: Is that an ipod?
Joe:Uh..Yeah.
Bob: That's completely mainstream, man. I can't believe you even wanna be SEEN with that piece of shit.
Joe:Can't afford one?
Bob:..Yup.

by Deana June 11, 2006

ipodulate

The act of updating tracks on an ipod

I asked my son to ipodulate some tracks for me.

by David Duff December 30, 2008

ipod

It is a mp3 device made by apple that has a sleek design and has a high cost. the ipod can be a negavitve thing but if you take care of it then it will last just like mine 5 years and it is still running well and nothing really will happen and then it can be a good thing

How to take care of it
1. wait till the battery completely drains out then charge it so the battery life will last longer

2. if you dont want it to scratch then buy a cheep or expensive plastic sticker to cover the screen or you can buy a fair price of $10-25 rubber cover

3. If itunes asks you if you want a new update you take it so it itunes wont crash and also if you need to update your ipod then do it so it is compatible to your itunes

4. the obvious one dont drop it crush it or squish it

if you follow these steps then it will last just like mine

john: hey i got an ipod
jane: cool hey you know how to take care of it right?
john: i think

by JAnieSayHuh February 25, 2009