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Now these are the kinds of people you see all the time on the interweb! Commonly, when someone reaches a certain level of obsession for said character, they might start referring to them as their "wife" or "husband". Or, well, "malewife". Or.. god forbid... "waifu"...

This is pretty common in the yumeship (another word for people who ship themselves with a character) community, but sometimes these people can be a bit.. strange.

Now no hate to them of course, but they will probably find your IP address if you talk shit about their "wife". They also likely have some sort of shrine or obsessive merch collection of said character, which is totally not creepy or weird in any way. If you see a figure in a jar, don't walk, run.
P1: You're not one of those.. you know, People who call fictional characters their wife or husband, are you?
(Their entire room is covered in merch of said character) P2: What makes you think that?
by starry_horned_freak February 15, 2026
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Ineffable husbands

The ship name between Crowley and Aziraphale from the book and Amazon Prime show, “Good Omens.”
“The ineffable husbands may not say it but they definitely love each other”

Ineffable husbands are actually canon”
by Panicking!AtTheBathroom July 14, 2019
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Husbandosexual

Be attracted to and only to boys from anime cartoons.
Person 1: Bruh I never feel sexual attraction to anyone except todoroki
Person 2: Your husbandosexual :)
by shotoswaifu March 4, 2020
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Flower Husbands

The online relationship between solidaritygaming (jimmy ) and Dangthatsalongname (Scott)

Their relationship is seen in 3rd life first and now empires smp
I read flower husbands fanfics
by flowerhusbandshipper January 20, 2022
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husbands energy

husbands energy is what is the energy that Castiel Novak and Dean Winchester (or Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins) give off when around each other
oh my god cas and Dean give off husbands energy
by winchesteristyping December 9, 2019
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husbando

Pronunciation: WHOSE-BAN-DOH

An attempt to mirror the weeaboo language waifu by similarly weeaboo-fy the word "husband". Although unlike waifu, which was selected due to the fact it can be written in weeaboo-nese ("WA", "I" and "FU" are all Japanese syllables), it is unsure what it is that users of the word husbando were smoking when first coming up with the term, as husbando does not break down into Japanese syllables. When attempting to pronounce it in the same way as "waifu", it would sound closer to "who's bando" rather than "husband".

If anything, the weeaboo-fied word for husband should be something along the lines of Hazubendo

But as of right now husbando stand as a magnificent monument among weeaboos for their amazing cultural sensitivity.
POLL: WHO IS YOUR WAIFU OR HUSBANDO?

I love Lelouche, my husbando
by Gulfion November 20, 2013
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