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Decoy Hose

A section of garden hose left in the front yard for recreational marijuana users to create improvised water pipes and to protect other garden hoses on the property from being vandalised.
I was so sick of those bloody pot heads cutting up my hose to make their bongs. But this hasn't been a problem since I put a decoy hose on the front lawn.
by FJDKLtHOMAS s May 24, 2019
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Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.
Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny
by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024
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Town Water Hose

A slut or whore; likening someone to a prostitute
Timmy: “Tracy fucked so many guys on spring break
Johnny: “That bitch is becoming the town water hose”
by TimmyWaterhose July 31, 2025
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spider-hosing

to remove spiders and spiderwebs by hosing them off
Claus spider-hosed Inès' hair and face this morning. She's almost spider-free now.

"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."
by Krkič February 6, 2019
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Hose

Verb

To insert your dick into a full drink and then opening the faucet, resulting in the drink overflowing. This term is often used to describe an action intended to displace or dilute the original contents of a drink through the introduction of piss
Dave really hosed Kyle's drink yesterday
by CocktailHoser July 29, 2023
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hose water

arggh! watch where you spray all that hose water!
by holden_mcgroin October 1, 2010
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hose guy

Most dangerous thing that exists ever
The hose guy can destroy anything
by Mooseymoose1235 January 20, 2017
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