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Horse Girl

Has some deeper than normal connection to riding horses and doing horse related things since a young age. The reason as to why someone can be so connected to riding horses is not completely clear, perhaps it is due to sexual arousal from repeated vagina on jostling saddle contact. Normally quiet, introverted, socially awkward girls. Not nerdy in the traditional term of videogames, anime, internet, etc. Nerdy in the sense of odd hobbies. There is a high likelihood of being catholic or religious. This overall describes a very vanilla and bland person, so horse related hobbies largely define this person's character in totality. Overall, they can be mildly attractive personally and physically but not more than average.
Of course personal variations occur between all horse girls.
Person 1: Hey, have you met (generic white girl name)?
Person 2: Yeah, she wouldn't really talk much, kinda awkward too... I struggled to talk to her about anything... I noticed she mentioned something about horses and had some horse related apparel.

Person 1: I know, (generic white girl name) is probably a horse girl, just look how undefined and innocent she is.
Person 2: Totally vanilla.
Horse Girl by The #1 Defenestrator September 13, 2017
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horse face 

to have a face so long and narrow, that it reseambles that of a horse.
Wow, that couple will go great together considering that they both have horse face's.
Related Words

horse jacob 

one who feels hes has the biggest fucking dick this side of the equator. commonly refers to his huge feet, leading you to try and believe that he has a large penis. when in reality hes probably smaller than your 2 year old brother soft on a cold day.
"look at that horse jacob trying to pimp the ladies into believing his penis is huge."
horse jacob by poopdick February 4, 2004

Horse Knuckles 

The male equivalent of the female Camel Toes (i.e. when a man wears the crotch of his pants so high and/or tight that the seam splits, strangles and displays his genitals)
Eww, that guy is rocking those pants so tight he's got a raging case of horse knuckles.
Horse Knuckles by cracky April 26, 2005

horse cock. 

Horse cock, is a term given to a meat (baloney for example), when its ingredients aren't fully known, or are suspect.
"would you like a sandwich?"

"Yes please, real meat only, omit the Horse cock."
horse cock. by crazykb September 24, 2012

Horse Pussy

For use when something doesnt go your way...
She had sex with that guy?... That's a bunch of horse pussy
Horse Pussy by PJ May 13, 2005

horse shit 

big corporate lawsuits against little people
the RIAA is full of horse shit
horse shit by snake eater October 19, 2007