"He Joe Horned the phone in the middle of class and had a 5-minute conversation"

"Joe Horn hid a phone then used it as a prop in his touchdown celebration"

Joe Horn by d-Mack June 10, 2006

Hornation

The quality or condition of being in a constant state of over-sexualization. Constantly being horny.

Dude, that awesome, sexy girl was grinding on me at the club last night. Left me in hornation for two days

Hornation by xiaolin1234 November 26, 2009

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buffalo horn

A man who has not shaved his pubic hairs in over 4.5 mounths (the horn represents the male's penis)

"Holy crap man when the last time you shaved down south?"

"it's been around 5 mounths"

"haha you've got a buffalo horn"

buffalo horn by purp forty four December 29, 2009

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The Horn

An extremely serious medical condition, in which the sufferer is compelled to Jack Off. This is a very dangerous condition that may lead to death, possibly by drowning in Jizz. The affects of this condition can last for up to 2 weeks. Scientists are working of a cure, but as of yet there is no cure or treatment.

Person 1: Hey do you know why will was ill?

Person 2: Yeah, he had The Horn.

Person 1: Oh shit! is he gunna be ok?

Person 2: They're not sure. He has been in hospital for the last 4 days, they just can't seem to get him stop it. There's not much hope.

Person 1: Poor guy.

The Horn by Chronic sufferer March 19, 2010

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