You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

YA HIDE YA

It is in question BUTT the homonym form is an AFFIRMATIVE.

I visited the HYDE sitting on my CAN and this aspect of me due to HIDE will come out even when I am just YA HIDE YA PANNED.

by SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL August 21, 2021

Secret Hide and Seek

The game of playing hide and seek with the seeker not knowing they are playing

James: Dude, you want to play Secret Hide and Seek?
Me: Sure, we almost caught Kaycen last time.

by xX-Reco2-Xx November 30, 2018

Vietnamese hide n seek

When you never shave so your girlfriend has to search for your flaccid penis amongst your overgrown public hair.

Hey babe do you want to play a game of Vietnamese hide n seek

by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021

hide the beanbag

An aggressive and attacking change of topic on a message board thread after being proven wrong about a previous opinion.

After proclaiming that his team signed no players of importance, and then being provided examples to the contrary, RandomInternetPoster12 decided to hide the beanbag and started belittling anyone who thought the team was good to begin with.

by xraver21 April 10, 2014

Hide the tire

The act of inserting foods (of your choice) into any chosen orifice prior to performing oral sex upon said orifice.

E.g. before I have my salad tossed, I always hide the tire by adding croutons

Hey baby, before you eat me out - let’s use this peachy ring and hide the tire.

by Therestlesseyebrow# January 8, 2022

Buffalo hide

A term used for exorbitantly expensive leather.

That's a real fine Buffalo Hide jacket Hans is wearing.

by Clarance. January 8, 2023