fanny hammock

A ladies under garment commonly known as the good old thong

You can see that woman's fanny hammock poking out from under her pussy pelmet

by Lou369 May 30, 2006

Hammo

A crispy piece of shit

Dude I just took the biggest hammo!

Jacob you Silly Hammo!

by B-renaud October 18, 2007

Hammock

A beard that goes from sideburn to sideburn by passing underneath the chin, thus creating a comfortable hammock for the face to rest on. Any mustache, chin, or other facial hair not included in the hammock automatically disqualifies the beard as being a hammock.

Not to be confused with the chinstrap, which has hair on the chin appearing as to grasp it like a chinstrap.

Guy 1: "Hey, that guy's face looks comfortable"
Guy 2: "It's because of his hammock"

by JellyInjector November 5, 2012

American Hammock

Ask her to put her arm straight out, then push her tricep so it sways. We call this the American Hammock.

This will get a woman everytime. Squeeze her arm and say sarcastically "you've been working out?" that's the american hammock.

by theface May 17, 2006

bananna hammock hunter

One who aspires to aquire multiple bananna hammocks.

David Wright, a bananna hammock hunter, hunted for and aquired multiple bananna hammocks last weekend. The bananna hammocks then beat him in the face.

by David P Wright March 13, 2008

Banana Hammock

The art of draping toilet paper from one side of the toilet bowl to the other side horizontally, and while the paper is rested and hanging in position, drop a log onto the toilet paper. the log now sits in the 'hammock' and can be trusted around the room

Mark: I just created a sweet banana hammock bro.

Kev: Oh sweet bro did you thrust it yet

Mark: Fuck yea

by Davo258 June 12, 2016

Banana hammock terryfying

When a CoD or Halo clip is so insanely, mind-bogglinly terryfying that it makes you think about a banana hammock. If this lasts for more than 10 minutes, then you're probably wearing a banana hammock. This saying was invented by tejbz, a swedish youtuber.

Peter- Holy crap dude! Did you see that guy's 1080 cross-map no-scope headshot?!?!

Bob- Holy fuck, that was banana hammock terryfying!

by Poky the bear November 23, 2010