March Hare

A term employed to state that someone is crazy, e.g., "mad as a March Hare." Derives from the March Hare which Alice pursues down the rabbit hole in Lewis Carrol's "Alice in Wonderland."

He's crazier than a March hare, and needs to be locked up.

by Rod Brock July 30, 2006

haemorrhoids

A varicose dilatation of a vein of the superior or inferior haemorrhoidal plexus, resulting from a persistent increase in venous pressure.

Presents as a livid and painful swelling formed by the dilation of the blood vessels around the margin of, or within, the anus, from which blood or mucus is occasionally discharged. This is called haemorrhoids.

by Mhairhi Dunn December 1, 2007

Haemagoblin

Someone (male or female) who likes to go down on a girl during her period.

Two girls talking :

"How was last night with your new man"

"Oh - I was on my period, but it didn't matter 'cos he's a total haemagoblin."

by DrZeez November 2, 2008

haemangiomagenesis

your body synthesizing new veins rather than blowing out existing ones

"Wow, I thought that kid had an enormous hickey, but I guess it was just the result of some recent haemangiomagenesis. He must have lost the game."

by juxtapositron January 18, 2010

Haramery

An action which is "haram", meaning sinful in Arabic.
It is used to refer to Muslims.

"She is totally engaging in some haramery outside of school, Yasmeen"

by MuslimBoss February 14, 2012

Harambe's Paradox

Alt: Harabe's Pair-a-cocks
The notion that any action a woman takes in which seems kind towards a male will be mistaken for interest when its not. Usually resulting in sarcasm or disdain from the female.

Friend 1: Man she was so nice to me.
Friend 2: Watch out for Harambe's Paradox.
Friend 1: Nah man I think she likes me.
Friend 2: You a dumb ass.

by Zilvarael February 25, 2017

Harambe shots

When your beatin your meat in a public stall, and a child wonders under the door as your shooting your load

Did you here about Fez? He got caught doin harambe shots at the town pool!

by Pope$layer April 3, 2017