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not happy Jan

The phrase 'not happy Jan' was popularised by an Australian Telstra ad realised in 2002. It quickly entered the Aussie vernacular.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.
Argh! I can't believe that the postman hasn't delivered my package today! NOT HAPPY JAN!
by ApexB September 25, 2005
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happy fag

A cigarette with a little bit of weed in
"Yo, check the grinder I wanna roll a happy fag"
by fairtrad3 September 10, 2016
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Happiness Thief

A jovial person whose very presence causes you a great deal of unhappiness, unbeknownst to them. It's as if they're stealing your happiness and using it for themselves.
Not to be confused with a bully or an asshole, a happiness thief is oblivious to the fact they're stealing your happiness. They come in many forms, such as a heavy set woman wearing tight, revealing clothing, a co-worker rejoicing you with boring tales about their family, a person with an annoying, soul-piercing laugh, someone that smells unpleasant, and so on.

"That lady was clearly unaware that just because you're wearing 'stretch pants' doesn't mean you have to stretch them out. What a happiness thief!"
by Suck It Wilde September 3, 2009
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Happy Wipe

The cloth, towel, rag, tissue or even a sock that is used to wipe up post coitus or masturbation cum and love juices. Generally kept in the nightstand or under the bed.
Pass me the happy wipe from under the bed. I need to wipe your spunk off my face before it dries.

Mom: Why are little Johnny's socks always so stiff?

Sister: Because he's using them as a happy wipe now instead of my panties.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
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happy cap

a common word use among gamers to calm down and raise the spirit of people who are malding.

the word was first used by a Norwegian and has since been translated and used in english.
person 1: i im 2\10 im so done with league
person 2: relax and put on your happy cap
by Delta77 November 18, 2020
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Happy Jab

Braaaahhh. I happy jabbed your mom today while she was laying out by the pool.

I woke my girlfriend up this morning for sex with a few happy jabs.

I'm sick of my boss riding my ass so I happy jabbed his coffee mug after he went into a meeting.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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MUFFIN HAPPY

A severe craving for muffins, especially when you have the munchies.
"You ate THE WHOLE pan of muffins!?"
"Sorry I got muffin happy."
by zeus2008 January 11, 2009
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