hans li

A smart faggot

That boy is such a Hans Li.

by sexandthecity1234553 May 8, 2014

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Hans

A Hans is somebody who is a pothead, pimp, hermit and on the side stripper.

They love little kids to the point of being weird/ creepy/ psychotic. So If you have them HIDE YA KIDS AND HIDE YA WIVES. because a hans will steal them too. They like calling people mean names.

Girls: You're being such a hans tonight. Get up and actually do something with yourself.

by Henry Mole January 7, 2015

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Hans-Olle

An old man that likes to do surgery on grapes. He is very cool and loves to have a night out with is Farming Simulator 15. It oftens ends up a success for Hans-Olle.

So you live in a farm?

Yes I'm a real Hans-Olle.

by swaginio November 27, 2018

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Hanned

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Hanned. Let's swim

by Mississippie October 22, 2018

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A Hans is a guy who is known for: going for all the girls but ends up being friends with all of them and thinks its a good idea to stick tampons up his anus thinking it is not gay.

I can't believe you stuck a tampon up ur ass that's such a hans.

by Yuppie_noodles November 8, 2018

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