A Hans is somebody who is a pothead, pimp, hermit and on the side stripper.
They love little kids to the point of being weird/ creepy/ psychotic. So If you have them HIDE YA KIDS AND HIDE YA WIVES. because a hans will steal them too. They like calling people mean names.
They love little kids to the point of being weird/ creepy/ psychotic. So If you have them HIDE YA KIDS AND HIDE YA WIVES. because a hans will steal them too. They like calling people mean names.
by Henry Mole January 7, 2015
Get the Hans mug.When a guy gets out of the swimming pool wearing a swimsuit with the ball bag removed as clings to his features similar to when Han gets frozen in carbonite
by stupordave July 11, 2019
Get the han solo exit mug.A "Hans Jakob" is a introverted male teenager who is kinda handsome, a little bit of a class clown but not populare, not at all sporty he has a small group of friends that he likes to hang out with.
by Henrkn July 25, 2019
Get the Hans Jakob mug.A person who behaves to the equivalent of narcissistic tyrant. He or she thinks they are better at everything, usually uses the term "pro" to describe themselves and is usually if not always bad or has broken English
by i have November 16, 2019
Get the Hans mug.An amazing girl, who’s funny, goofy, caring, beautiful, nice when she wants to be, loving and a total badass. She’s also loud, not freaky but not innocent either. People think she’s a whole angel, but she’s a evil mean devil. She’s not scared to be brutally honest with someone. She’s not scared to fight someone too. Han gives good advice with a very honest comment. She have great fashion, rich, and is a boy magnet. Have the greatest hugs. Birthday usually in May. She is literally amazing. If you have a Han, don’t let her go because you won’t have another person like her. She doesn’t tolerate boy problems usually cheating with another girl or breaking up for another girl.
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