A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.
Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
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Get the taint hammer mug.The penis of a master Jew that has both girth and length.
-also known as the Jewish Junk and the Kosher Killer
-also known as the Jewish Junk and the Kosher Killer
by TheHEBREWhammerHimself February 13, 2013
Get the Hebrew Hammer mug.Similar to a Turkey Slap in that it involves the slapping of an erect or semi-erect penis on the face, the Pud Hammer however is not bound by the sex of the receiving party. Where the Turkey slap is meant for a girlfriend, wife or other female partner sometimes for the pleasure of the receiver as well as the giver the Pud Hammer can be applied to anyone and is generally used as a form of punishment.
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