haggis donut

It's when your significant other spreads apart their buttocks in a manner in which they reveal their butthole. You then get some haggis and drape it over their spread butt then you proceed to eat that and their ass.

"Hey how was the Ren. Faire?"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"

by JeremiahIK14 December 16, 2020

hagglewhore

A sex industry employee that causes consensual market prices to drop by constantly settling for less compensation than what was previously agreed upon by fellow union members.

Time took its toll of Bubbles, and her involuntary transfer to local hagglewhore caused her to lose all squandered self esteem.

by NickytheClone June 7, 2021

Haggis Bottom

The lowest point your wood settles at. Some people want it lower, but it's too popular and that just seems to be stuck there untill someone pokes it.

Did you see how low that Homu went?

It's fine, it's Thick and bounce back to the Haggis Bottom by noon.

by The_LSD_Fairy July 14, 2021

Håggvar

Håggvar is the son of Albert Einstein and the inventor og IQ. In modern times, Håggvar is also being used as a synonym to pussy magnet due to all the hoes he gets

Wooow, Håggvar is so hot!

This dude is a real Håggvar!

by AbuAbi November 2, 2021

Haggponying

Loaning out your best hoe

This fucker wanted me haggponying like I knew him for more than 5 minutes.

by megme___ August 27, 2021

Haggy

Messy hair that reminds you of Hagrid.

Your hair is so haggy today. Comb it!

by nsytgr November 21, 2021

Haggart

The name of only the very best people in the world. People with the last name of haggart are superior to all and bow to none.

Wow, i would lick the shoes of anyone whose last name is haggart

by Bruvboi November 23, 2021