Gouche

A boy/girl that you like and they like you back but you haven’t started dating yet. Non official relationship with no kissing/ sexual feelings. More than a friend but less than a boy/girl friend.

I’m going to the movies with my gouche, Jake, tonight.

by Stace11 January 28, 2018

Gouch-eyed

A name used to describe somebody with an extremely cocked eye

Tell that gouch-eyed bitch in your room to get the fuck up and do something! Lazy bitch with her dum looking face

by Zombiesafterme July 13, 2018

grauch

A cunt. One with long, course pubs

Here comes that hair cunt, Grauch!

by Somewhatsyco September 24, 2018

Gouching Around

Two (or more) people continuously rubbing eachothers Gouch's in an act of a sexual favor.

Dude you should totally go over to that group over there! They're gouching around!

by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

Gouch

When a certain situation or something in particular is comfortable or easygoing.

1. “Hey bro, your new bean bag is gouch.”

2. “Thank fuck we have Mr. Smith for maths today, his classes are so gouch.”

by bilstu January 27, 2019

GouchiPhone

You know, like, when the area between your testicles and your anus is used to communicate after you were raped at an impromptu Orgy where you were also chainsawed in half. Communication, you know like, repeated taps, hitting, involuntary twitches, spasms, and how friends talk with friends, right? Like,. . .that's how friends communication with friends right? Like, after an impromptu Orgy where you were both raped and chainsawed in half when you truly wanted to speak with and possibly both further healthy relations possibly resulting in being romantic partners, possibly. But then, since birth, you repeatedly have been forced to endure medical symptoms that can easily not occur, but do anyway to further hierarchial structures of academics and other "power". Though, "power" isn't truly occurring, and I truly chose to be a medical doctor to help because no one should have to experience the harm that was done to me and the limitations that were without good purpose. GucciPhone.

I was trying to sleep, but my head felt like a hand pressed against a wall someone "planned as torture", yet not naturally occurring and needing some electronics to truly work, and, the same with my GouchiPhone, that needs electronics to function, yet some use to further outdated science and medical "conclusions" and "symptoms", my Gouchiphone kept telling me that I was a male and forever am harmful to all females because males are sexually attracted to females and any sexual <thought> (though not chosen) truly was "harm you were doing to yourself." And you're bad and an inferior male because your penis isn't as developed as many other men. And you're inferior and kids hate you merely because they don't like you andor want to "brand" themselves/"differentiate" themselves from you. You didn't choose to think this, but, hey, that's the GouchiPhone for you!

by Def2049 May 6, 2019

Groach

Expolsion of air orally with grating sounds, similar to a belch (AKA noisy belch).

“After drinking too much fizzy drink, he felt the need to groach repeatedly.”

by Billos May 7, 2019