Hobbling knob gobbler

A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.

I was walking through the woods when i copped some dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.

by no one146 May 1, 2006

Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler

A person who loves to suck Quebec's large glizzy and shove it down their throat.

Person 1: Oh, my god. Person 3 is a Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler!
Person 2: Ew! Nobody likes that province! It sucks!
Person 3: *Pulls out a Quebec flag from their ass*

by QuebecsWife March 20, 2022

Cleveland cock gobbler

The act in which one can seemingly effortlessly open their throat and swallow down a cock deepthroat while simultaneously fluttering their throat and rolling their tongue hence making a sound of a turkey gobbling.

Sarah was known around town as the best Cleveland cock gobbler on the west side

by Jnasty praise money June 12, 2018

big mac gobbler

Phrase popularized by the viewers of ibxtoycat.

It means to eat a lot of big macs in a short amount of time.

John: "Bro, Toycat is yes."

Bobby the bitch: "But he is a big mac gobbler!"

by R_Zombie12345 January 28, 2021

hungry poo gobbler

n: 1) one who enjoys consuming large amounts of crap, 2) person who transparently, constantly and voraciously curries favor, especially in a work environment.

I'd like to call her a fucking brown-noser, but that's an HR violation, so I'll stick with calling her a hungry poo gobbler.

by wonkothesane September 13, 2008

Turkey Day Gobbler

When you get a blow job to completion by your partner on Thanksgiving.

Rachel took every drop this year when I got my turkey day gobbler.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Fuzzy Cheese Gobbler

Someone who eats pussy that is not clean or shaven. Preferably a pussy with an afro that reaks of old salmon and covered with cheese like lice.

Jake: He doesn't get with hot chicks, he's just a Fuzzy Cheese Gobbler.

Rance: That may be but you gobbled some fuzzy cheese last night.

by Jake Hall April 15, 2008