Absolute Garden Gnome 

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.

"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"

Absolute Garden Gnome by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020

The Butthole Gnome

A terrible creature of the night who crawls up your asshole and sets up camp in your prostate.

Girl 1: Oh my God, what are we doing?

Girl 2, pouring a salt circle on the ground: Summoning The Butthole Gnome, of course.

The Butthole Gnome by ChloroformShmoroform March 6, 2024

Chrome 'a' gnome 

A happily featured gnome with down syndrome.

My neighbour just bought me a welcome gift it was a chrome 'a' gnome.

Chrome 'a' gnome by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Snack Shack Gnome 

A devious critter up to no good, it uses magic for malicious shenanigans

Oh no! The the snack shack gnome turned another home owner into a traffic cone, oh the misery!

Snack Shack Gnome by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024

The Garden Gnome 

A random ass man who lives inside high schools. He appears in the piggies science lab and then the second you turn around, bam! hes gone. Nobody knows where he goes and he has the ability to teleport anywhere in the high school he wants to. That’s how he earned his name the garden gnome. He always creeps out, Thomas T and Vasili C in the piggery science lab.

“Oh look, there’s the garden gnome. he just went in the secret sacred dwarf room.”

The Garden Gnome by Thegnomepigg October 8, 2025

Gomen ne Gomen ne 

Gomen ne Gomen ne, is a song that's about a young girl that's sexually abused by her father. Her father thaught her that it's normal behaviour and it's love. She's too young to know what's love so she believes her dad. One day, she fell in love with a boy. They boy felt sorry for her fragile body. One day, she ran away from her dad and moved to her crush. She felt gulity for running away and not being able to fall in love with her dad, so she ran back home and apologized for running away. When she came home, she heard her dad and his friends say they believed she returned, and that they want to raped her, wich she took as eating her. Her dad and his friends gang-raped her to death. No, it's not about cannibalism, it's about sexual abuse. Don't call Kikuo (the song's writer) disgusting for this song, it's only trying to spread awareness.

Tiktok normie: Hey, this song is cute!
People, who know the lyrics: uhh..should we tell them? Here, read the dictionary of what the song Gomen ne Gomen ne's about. ⬆️

Gomen ne Gomen ne by (insert name here) November 15, 2020

Gomen Tsukki! 

one of tadashi yamaguchi's many phrases lovingly spoken to kei tsukishima, who he's definetely a LOT sus for.. 😌 it means "i'm sorry, tsukki!" a common quote heard among haikyuu stans!

tsukishima: *visibly mad*

yamaguchi, who didn't do anything at all: gomen tsukki! 😀

Gomen Tsukki! by athena poopy September 8, 2020