Glarning

When someone whips out their penis in front of a glass table and it breaks the table due to its immense weight and size, then proceeds to play with their foreskin.

"gee fred, did you see joseph Glarning everywhere at that party last night?"

by gawkgawk3kbruh May 5, 2025

A glarner

The act of ignoring your friends for a night so you can get high on the couch.

Well I guess he's pulling a glarner tonight.

by CajunCactus January 12, 2019

glaknar

a wrinkle on ones penis

pixie looks like a glaknar!!!

by maggie410 August 1, 2007

garnziez

Affectionate term for an assosciate.
synonyms: geezer, mate, blud etc.

A possible derivative of "garan" but, it's origins are uncertain.

"Yo garnziez, how's it hanging?"

by Noj Moj June 26, 2007

gland grenade

particularly strong blast of ejaculate during rigourous sex session

his gland grenade went off right in my eye!

by buckleheid February 10, 2008

Gland Slam

The act of having 4 orgasms in the four "glandular" zones of a woman all in one session. Namely. Vagina, Bum, mouth and tits.

Man. That bitch was so hot. By midnight I'd hit a Gland Slam and was headed for home. No extra innings!

by Mr. Balonium October 26, 2010

garnishtree

a chick who looks and smells like dirty smelly swamp roots.

this chick i a garnishtree.

by OXIDIZED November 24, 2011