guff

a publicly acceptable replacement for the f word. It can be interchanged with any typical usage of the original f-word. It is also considered an up-and-coming vulgarity by itself.

Suck a guff!
You motherguffer!
Shut the Guff up you fat Guff!

by JackSwag August 1, 2011

guff

guhff n. v. adj. ad. interj.

A derogatory term for a freshman, used exclusively by upperclassmen. However, the true idea behind the use of guff is to insult guffs in a way they can not hope to possibly comprehend!

This word can be used in almost any form!

Stupid guff get out of the way!
You guffing guff.
Guff!
You just got guffed!
Stop being a guff. (As in acting like a guff)

by His Awesomeness Gefey February 12, 2010

guff

What the Queen might say were someone in her vicintiy to break wind

Oh my! I do believe someone may have guffed

by very_ape February 13, 2005

gruffy

A word to describe something or someone that is very gross looking almost to resemble a hobo.

" THAT MAN IS WAAAAY TO GRUFFY"

by notgruffy August 16, 2009

Gluffer

A person who sniffs glue.

That guy is so cheap, he's a gluffer.

by Dan Jr. September 4, 2006

Guff

The act of giving head

She guffs for free.

I'm guffing someone today.

by Dict.Tape November 27, 2017

Gaff

Someone who sits in the background and laughs at everything that everyone says in a group conversation without contributing to anything that anyone says but giggling and smirking like a nonce.

Brian: Oi Mike, D'you mind if I bring Adam to on Friday?...
Mike: If you want but he's just a gaff. Doesn't say anything...

by Yorkshire pudding December 13, 2017