frappening

noun: A frat happening; a kickback or party thrown by the members of a frat

Bro, did you hear about the frappening at Beta Koopa Troopa?

by ReadyPlayer1n3 May 11, 2017

Fappster

One who faps nonstop

dayum chance is such a fappster who needs to stop looking at pron

by takco November 16, 2007

Fappucinno

1.) An overzealous prank or form of payback between coworkers, room mates, or other forms of partnering in which one's orgasmic discharge is used as creamer in a coffee or other beverage that uses a dairy substance.

Dude, Steve asked for a cup of coffee in bed. I think I'll give him a fappucinno since he decided to tattoo another butterfly on my ankle last night.

by RacistCape69 July 22, 2010

Fapprehensive

adj. (1) The fear of being caught fapping. The fear that someone near you is a fapper or fapping.

(1)My fear of being discovered jerking off makes me fapprehensive.(2) The person(s) calm attitude to touching themselves in public, makes me fapprehensive.

by Altur-Goldenmean August 14, 2012

Fapperoni and Cheese

When you Fap into a bowl of Mac and cheese

Male 1: Brb gotta go make some Fapperoni and Cheese
Male 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by DankestDankMemes September 19, 2017

Fapper Dapper

The art of going out on the town dressed to the nines in such a way that others feel the need to masterbate because you look too good. Hence, you look so dapper you make people want to fap.

That group looks so fapper dapper that I’m turned on just by looking at them!

Let’s dress up FapDap style tonight and turn heads!

by Poco baci May 30, 2018

curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.

When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping

by MissLegal November 4, 2012