When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.
Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"
Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"
Sam- "dude, so what happened?"
Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."
Sam- "righteous man, righteous"
Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"
Sam- "dude, so what happened?"
Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."
Sam- "righteous man, righteous"
by Ryan January 9, 2007
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Complete opposite of Boosted E-series.
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"Hey man, my mum went all Australian Ford Forums on me"
"You mean she kicked you out forever for no reason at all??"
"Yep..."
"You mean she kicked you out forever for no reason at all??"
"Yep..."
by Rollin40 May 29, 2008
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1. When an event has reached all capacity for failure. The old saying of you can only go down so far, this is that far.
2. To needlessly correct something that doesn't need it, in a way that is damaging.
3. When something is as shitty as a Ford automobile
2. To needlessly correct something that doesn't need it, in a way that is damaging.
3. When something is as shitty as a Ford automobile
1. "Matt so fordfucked us. Right now, only divine intervention or Rosario can save us."
2. "I hate peer review, my paper always gets Ford fucked. It was perfectly fine to begin with."
3. "Ugh I hate my laptop. Its so Ford Fucked, I have to go to Corrigan to get it fixed for the 300th time."
2. "I hate peer review, my paper always gets Ford fucked. It was perfectly fine to begin with."
3. "Ugh I hate my laptop. Its so Ford Fucked, I have to go to Corrigan to get it fixed for the 300th time."
by Shunisto May 15, 2007
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by Andrew Mickey April 27, 2007
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"I know your Mustang just kicked the holy hell out of my neat little tuner, but I need a car."
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"Sorry asswipe, take the bus."
by Aaron December 8, 2003
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