Flaky Salmon

An activity that involves positioning your hand between legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping hands rapidly between the thighs of the person, preferably someone who would not file a battery claim against you. This supposedly represents an Awkward Salmon struggling out of water.

It can be an performed by an individual when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness.

Usually screaming "Flaky Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.

This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.

Tito: What the F----?!? How's your classes going, DOUG?
Doug: So... Do you like weather?

Tito: .....
Doug: It's crazy... so many people here... potential witnesses.....
Tito: Waiter! What does a black guy have to do to get some "wudder"?
Doug: Give a guy some water-- he's black and he's been through a lot!

Doug: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'Tito' and begins slapping. '

Doug: FLAKY SALMON! JAJAJAJAJAAAA

Tito: .....

Doug: .....

Tito: .....

by dasflyinturtleesq November 12, 2018

Flap Trap

When you go to the store, and see several people, but you can’t escape talking to them and get stuck talking for a long period.

Dad, don’t get caught in the Flap Trap.

by Humble Goose November 26, 2018

Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party

A Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party is always set in a garage, VERY DANGEROUS, the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party entails a bitch, first step is to flip a bitch in a 540 degree motion from stomach to back. Then quickly splurge maple syrup, on top of said bitch. (3-5 seconds is precisely the right time to splurge) After the splurging, conclude to shove mushrooms (sorted by size, first start with smallest) into the bitch's mouth. Thirdly, smash the bitches knee caps with a disco ball. After toss the remains of said disco ball over your head and start having sex.

"Dude me and my girl had the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party done last week. You should try it!"

by IHasNoFriendz December 15, 2018

Flap Attack

When a woman attacks with her low hanging flappy vagina lips.

That girl’s va jj lips hang so low she smacked herself in the face with em while jogging. She flap attacked herself tryin to stay in shape.

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

flap

A fat ass nap that hits different

“Bro, I just took a fat flap.”
“Just flapped.”
“I’m bout to take me a flap.”

by doggydoggsaladstew August 24, 2019

Flap his JackJack

A specific form of male masturbation where you slap your dick from side to side between each hand until the preg nog is released. (Technique usually hits its usage peak from around December 1st through December 7th.

Dan got so inspired while baking sensually enticing pancakes for breakfast on December 1st that he decided to Flap his JackJack before sitting down to a nice meal.

by DirtyDan8 November 13, 2019

flakykin._.cos

the most amazing person in the world pride

-flippysberet

ong u dont know who flakykin._.cos is????

smh

by FlippysBeret March 15, 2021