Get the fix on mug.by WalnutTheWalrus September 9, 2025
Get the Fix the hell yeah mug.WHY WOULD HE BE ABLE TO!? HA! You're just.. You're just so fucking stupid! I don't understand! WHY!? Why are you fucking LIKE this?
Hym "Yeah? He can't fix it? Oh jeez! I wonder why that is! Why is that, do you think? Maybe it isn't broken. Maybe you don't know what it's doing... Because you didn't invent it... And NOW... You are refusing to listen to the person who did? Maybe that."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2025
Get the Can't fix it mug.Is not doing things that are conceptually adjacent to the things that I'm saying. Like, not paying taxes are second order things and the first order thing is coming here, to me, and bringing me any and all imposters or anyone active in my name. Immediately.
Hym "So, I haven't explained this enough yet apparently but there are different orders of magnitude. And those things are all ANCILLARY. As in 'second order.' As in 'not as important as the thing I'm saying now.' Which is that I want you to come here and I want you to bring the reason this is taking so long, here. To me. And I want you to do that I the most expedient manner possible. That is priority 1. Actually, after you finish that, none of the ancillary things matter. So this is not fixing it. I do kind of want those thing but I absolutely do not want to wait any longer. Nor should I have to."
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
Get the Fixing it mug.Is THIS supposed to constitute you giving ME the credit? Or, oh, THAT? Yeah, I mean, if you tried to have an imposter do it, of course it didn't work. I didn't say 'Give an imposter the credit and the money' I said 'give ME that.' You're trying to avoid doing the thing I said. You are not 'ME.' I don't know what about that you do not get and whatever you did doesn't constitute the thing I said.
Hym "No. Meeting the 3 factor verification will fix it. If you already tried and it didn't work that's because you tried to do it with a not-me. The pronoun confusion is really bad for you, isn't it? You need to stop trying to prove whatever the fuck this is to yourself. You're just not. I am."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2025
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