feature creep

The progressive addition of requirements into a project (especially software) after the specification has been completed. This can result in bloat and an end product that seems to have lots of extra bits attached with duct tape.

This is often caused by managers or consultants that do not have a clear view of what product development entails and start sentences with "How easy would it be to..."

Just to warn you: Will is the king of feature creep. If he suggests another feature to you, tell him to run it by me first. That'll calm him down.

by correctionalshoesboy July 9, 2004

Featherhead

A lighthearted fun mischievous person.

A head covered in feathers.

A forgetful person.

'After getting to know him/her they are quite a featherhead!"

'Wow look at that beautiful featherhead."

"Your such a featherhead."

by Odisco January 29, 2017

cooter feather machine

tampon.

cooter-vagina
feather-it goes from | <--this to -->V (fans out)
machine- applicator; plastic tubee

Natalie from Bad Girls Club said (after she dropped it): "My Cooter Feather Machine!"

can i borrow a cooter feather machine?

by thatoneperson(: December 23, 2009

Rat Features

that which is evil; evil quality, intention, or conduct: characterized by or manifesting concern or care only for oneself: a female of canines generally: features related to any of several long-tailed rodents of the family Muridae, of the genus Rattus and related genera, distinguished from the mouse by being larger: unwilling or unable to associate in a normal or friendly way with other people: antagonistic, hostile, or unfriendly toward others: often referred to as "it".

Rat Features:
sarcastic tone"guys can you keep it down please"
sarcastic tone"do you mind if i shut this"
General disgusted looks in a rat like manner.
Grabs persons arm as it is raised to light cigarette "do you mind not smoking around me"
"people from ... do talk slow though"
After encountering "it" you may want to rub excrement on "it's" walls, and smoother bacon in "its" face.

by loves4kp October 12, 2011

The Italian Feather

The male act of lying down on a bed while both feet are placed into a single-loop knot which is attached to a pulley system. Then a female partner pulls on the pulley system which results in the male being positioned upside down. The female then proceeds to perform oral sex on the genitalia while tickling the male's asshole with a feather.

Optional: Male can also nibble on female's genitalia as per request.

Note: For maximum satisfaction it is recommended to use a rare blue peacock feather as this greatly stimulates the asshole.

Did you hear Big Ron just can seem to get himself off normally so he hooked up a pulley system and called Raquelle who came over and performed "The Italian Feather".

by BigRONmcCON February 21, 2011

gimp features

1. Someone who is ugly
2. Someone's face which looks like plastic surgery gone wrong
3. Someone who looks like a complete twat
4. Someone who seriously needs a facial operation but can't get one
5. Someone who looks like you

Your mum and your mum, AND your mum!

by Mr Piss-Brains January 29, 2004

feature zenith

During a s/w products life it will reach a pinnacle of functionality and performance. Subsequent releases of the software tend to diminish from that pinnacle and merely becomes a licensing/revenue raising exercise with lower quality releases as a result.

Microsoft Office 2003 was the feature zenith for the Office Suite.

by giuliocc May 26, 2009