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dragger fart

The art of dragging a fart from one place to another. The individual may fart at original location, but the fart stays contained in the pants and as the individual walks to a different location, the fart is slowly leaked out the entire way.
We were at the grocery store today and Scottie did a dragger fart. He let it go in the bread aisle and dragged it all the way to the deli.
by Dogger Dude January 1, 2018
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Fart Sniffing

The actual term used by Dehner to inhale the seeping gasses that escape the butthole.

Most often while doing the 69 or rusty trombone.
Palmer was caught Fart Sniffing Kristy on her wedding night.

Sean and Nicole take turns Fart Sniffing while sitting at No Worries.
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Squeaker farts

Paul-D must have a whistle up his ass to let out all those squeaker farts !
by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016
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Fart Pitch

The Fart Pitch will tell you if you need to be concerned about stool fragments in your unmentionables. The higher the pitch, the drier you should be. If you hear a low pitch, you are in the danger zone.
Ex. 1 - "Excuse me, Sir! I heard your low Fart Pitch just then, and you need to check your pants immediately!"

Ex. 2 - "Hey lady! That Fart Pitch was high and elegant, I wish more people did it like you. No check needed!"

Lady: "Girls never fart!"

"Oh, right"
by lasersheep December 30, 2013
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fart smeller

Someone who likes trouble or who likes gossip too much (someone who likes smelling other people's "farts").
I can not stand her: she is such a fart smeller! She knows everything about everyone!
by maitxa June 12, 2005
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Flavor farts

Flavor farts are flatulence that is reminiscent of certain food odors.
Chewy let flavor farts that leaves elderberry flavor in the air.
by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016
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fart battle

With roots in the Japanese Edo period (1603-1867), and popularized by the daily fart battle web site, FartBattle(dot)com, a fart battle is a flatulence competition where 2 or more participants expel flatus and a winner is deemed based on several criteria such as length, vibration, volume, frequency, smell, or dampness.
Why are you guys farting into your smart phones?
Oh, we're having a fart battle, recording our farts to be put up on FartBattle(dot)com for judging. We must settle this score!
by Scottopolis November 28, 2013
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