farting shit

Instead of farting, you fart of course, but you shit.

Telamon tried to fart like a boss, but he farting shit himself.

by CoralOralMarisa June 19, 2014

farting off the log

those precious moments before your turtle head becomes a man and farts roll off of the log causing the stink to be a lot worse than normal.

"Sorry about that one guys. I'm farting off the log."

by Spankford May 30, 2008

fartiness

The amount of uncontrolled farting

Christmas Pudding is consumed for increased fartiness. It is all fine and well, but if eaten after proper maturity of approx 3 months it has better crumbliness and decreased fartiness.

by mobri December 22, 2009

Farminator

A merging of a Wendy's Junior Bacon Cheeseburger and a Wendy's Crispy Chicken Sandwich. The top bun of the Crispy Chicken Sandwich is removed, and the rest of the Crispy Chicken Sandwich is placed on the bottom of the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger, making the burger resemble a Big Mac.

Can also be done with a Wendy's Bacon Deluxe and a Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich, resulting in the Farminator Omega.

Tag line: If it's in the Barn, it's in the Burger.

I had a Farminator at Wendy's and it was awesome.

by [SmD]Frylock May 2, 2010

Farmin'

When a country boy goes to the bar with the sole purpose of plowing bitches/sluts.

Hey John, we going farmin' tonight?

Blake, we got plowin to do tonight, let's go farmin'!

by EChurch August 23, 2012

Fargina

When a vagina has a fart odor.

I can't have sex tonight. I have fargina.

by Bootlicker November 14, 2013

facking knackered

Term derived from censoring f*cking and the British word knackered which means exhausted.

I had to work a double and had class I'm facking knackered.

by Nicola910 December 1, 2016