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False Eyelashes

False eyelashes were invented by a France streetwalker to prevent semen into her eyes and called it a "Cumbrella".
That girl got them pretty false eyelashes!

Baby put on false eyelashes on tonight so I can skeet skeet all ova them!

I gotta get some more false eyelashes mines are all stuck together bish!
by ItsMelanieBihh April 23, 2024
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False Pineapple

False Pineapple, Pineapple (scientific name Ananas macrodontes) is an EVIL variant of the pineapple. You can tell because it is a blood red color, has spikes, and generally just looks devious all around.

By association, this means Pineapple society is also incredibly evil. Join Coconut society instead, as they are one of the Peaceful Fruits.
Is that a.. a.. FALSE PINEAPPLE?!?!
RUN!!!
by OddSmartman July 24, 2025
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False Samaritan

A person or organisation that has the power to fix a problem but gives handouts instead for PR, political gain or to damage an opponent.
Person 1: The government are such false samaritans.
Person 2: How do you mean?
Person 1: They constantly give out tax credits but they refuse to fix the standard of living cost.
by Owensbus August 31, 2022
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false fit

something that was fake
Guy: I thought you were my girlfriend.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.
by JustTrey January 16, 2023
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False Jump

A jump where the athlete backs out, ceases, lands feet first (unintentionally), stumbles, or is unable to start a jump.
I’m counting that as a false jump, you forgot your midform.
by anonthermus November 21, 2025
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False Cognate

The Ones that pretend to know what they don’t know. Copycat People. Once they are facing themselves, they keep Pretending to know what they are doing.
Plastic BAG” it’s also a False Cognate. It means different things in different Urban Languages.
by ThatMauricio October 7, 2019
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false growth

The increase in earnings per share that comes against a firm acquires another firm with a P/E ratio lower than its original price-earnings ratio.
And this phenomenon is solely because of the merge. The stock price does not matter.
When a corporation merges a comparatively small company with a lower P/E ratio,there wil be a false growth in the corporation's earnings per share.
by BarryPotter September 23, 2008
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