Political Election

A seduction into power. A candidate promises all kinds of bullshit to increase their appeal and convince the blissfully ignorant to vote for them. Once in power they have everything they need and therefore don't have to give a damn about the masses anymore. as well as this all the bullshit they promised beforehand is revealed to be: bullshit, much to the dismay of voters. Strangely the majority doesn't seem to catch on about this, and this method has been utilised to the same effect ever since.

Political elections are bullshit. Next time you see the successor to the throne preaching about how much better your lives are going to be once they're in the power palace, get out there and hunt these traitors down, hang them for deceiving the public and take back the money they were taking off you to fund the austerity brigade, arms dealers, media circus, conformity agents and the domination state.

by Firelovesugar May 9, 2011

post-election depression syndrome

(a new, mythical, mental disorder defined after Donald Trump won the presidency on Nov 8, 2016): a type of depression among voting age young adults 18-45, following the loss of your favorite political candidate at the federal elections, so severe that you are not socially, academically or legally functional anymore

Most left-leaning liberal social scientists, academics and pundits don't understand that IMHO this new, mythical post-election depression syndrome can actually be very easily cured; all one needs to do is consciously and rationally realize that your candidate lost and that retargerous actions such as civil disobedience, general violence, vandalism, destruction of property and other related forms of social protest are meaningless, making it more likely that you will get a file with the Unforegiveables.

by Sexydimma December 24, 2016

Death by Lethal Erection

Death that is caused by the use or misuse of erectile dysfunction medication.

This may be the result of the user overdosing on the medication or by having a severe reaction to said medication.

The corpse may, or may not, still have an erection after death, dependent on when the corpse is found.

"Did you hear about John? He took 5 Viagra tablets causing death by lethal erection. Such a shame, you could still see a lump in the crotch region as he was taken out in a body bag."

by kritikal November 7, 2012

exception

The member of the opposite sex than one is making an exception for and bang. Obviously, this doesn't apply to anyone other than heterosexuals and homosexuals.

Can often be taken as an insult of one's femininity/masculinity.

Girl: Oh man, that guy has been hitting on me all night
Guy: Isn't he gay?
Girl: Yeah, apparently I'm the only woman man enough for him to make an exception

by cogy December 31, 2011

Election

an unexplainable irriation of the left side of the underhenge

Rowan- You've a bit of an election today
Person- F*** YOU

by bassface5 October 18, 2010

election 2020

The fight between the orange man and the dementia man. Will be the most memorable fight in the history of the world. Make sure to tell your kids and grandkids about this epic fight, for who shall remember this will be a legend

guy 1: Ayo man, remember election 2020
guy 2: yea dude! Dementia man totally kicked the orange man in the ass!
guy 1: only Ogs will remember

by Hyacinth Lit November 5, 2020

de-erection

when a penis withdraws completely into the body of the male, much the way a tortoise retreats into it's shell during times of fear

There was a point of time when Lindsay's lovely bosoms hoisted my flag, but now here anorexic body gives me a de-erection

by Harry Pudi January 1, 2007