deschamps

a small guy who is an ass and very questionable gay. he may come off very straight, but his cover will fade shortly.

girl: oooh who is that?!
friend: don't even waste your time, he's such a deschamps.

by drop that beat April 5, 2010

Dousche Bag Dad

A Dousche Bag Dad is a worthless excuse for a parent that runs off and leaves his family for a dirty whore skank who he marries soon after the divorce is final. Then this worthless pile of crap gets his new wife pregnant, which means that his other child is going to suffer. A Dousche Bag dad never shows up at his child's sporting event and rarely shows an interest in anything else his child is doing because his new family is his main focus. The Dousche Bag Dad also terrorizes his ex by being a total fuck nugget by stirring up shit because he is miserable with his new family so he decides to make his ex miserable as well because he hates his life and wants to fight over custody arrangements that he agreed to.

Q: Honey, have you ever noticed that Jake's dad never shows up to watch his child participate in sporting events.

A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.

Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time

A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.

by FUNNY GUY 77 July 16, 2011

manginal discharge

also see mangina
happens when performing a mangina. it is the secretion of a testicle

Argh! Ellis, you've had a manginal discharge!!!

by whytey April 29, 2004

dischner syndrome

rapid, inexplicable widespread popularity followed by a long, protracted decline in social capital, terminating in universal disdain

A.: "Dude, what ever happened to Bob Applesworthy?"

B.: "Freshman year he was the shit around here. But I don't think he has any friends anymore."
A.: "Dischner syndrome."
B.: "Totally."

by Col. Hans Landa September 13, 2013

Dousche Whibbler

More than a dousche bag or a dousche box or a dousche silo

a term created by sarah silverman

Jay your such a dousche whibbler

by Travis the Tank Engine March 13, 2009

Dousche Lick

An insult to someone, mainly an asshole, telling them they suck so much, they actually lick dousche.

Dude, I hate that guy, he's such a Dousche Lick.

by High Wizard December 19, 2008

cheesy discharge

nasty cottage cheesy stuff that comes out of your cock a couple of days after fucking a dirty girl (Can be green, bluish or (lumpy)gravy collored)

I had sex with your mom, and I dont know if it was something in her trailor that i touched with my dick, or it was just her, but i've been shootin out a cheesy discharge for a week

by SPECIAL KID July 1, 2003