DIRT NAP CREW

Older individuals in a working environment who no longer serve any purpose other than the creation of more work for you.

Bob joined the dirt nap crew shortly after his fourth bypass surgery and could no longer function without assistance.

by EPT September 18, 2006

dient

A word usually used by close friends to talk about another person because depending on context it can be anything from a complement to an insult

that girl is such a dient!
love you dient <3
when are we hanging out you silly dient?

by goatsnarfer March 20, 2011

Dirt Dabber

After withdrawing from anal sex, a male pokes or dabs his dirty penile glans on the buttocks of his lover leaving brown dabs of fecal remnants and booty juice. Often seen as an act of accomplishment or marking of one's territory.

All the girls in the gym locker room were snickering when Sonja removed her underwear. He as was covered in her boyfriend's Dirt Dabber marks. It was obvious that she had been drilled prior to her work out.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015

i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 30, 2016

tit dirt

sweat from the breasts that cause the front of your shirt to become damp and show through the front of your shirt.

Alysha just came from the gym and you could see her tit dirt for a mile away.

by nerd bomber January 13, 2009

dirt lip

That gross dark peach fuzz above people lips, mostly occurring in boys ages 13 to 15. It's the beginning of a mustache, and sometimes they are hardly visible, but still unsightly. These guys always notice it themselves, but refuse to shave it off because they either think that no one notices it, or it looks cool and grown up.

Tween Girl 1: Ohh, did you see Brad in the hallway? He's pretty cute.

Tween Girl 2: I guess so. Too bad he has a dirt lip, or I would consider dating him.

Tween Girl 1: Man oh man is that thing unsightly!

by Tween Girl 3 March 9, 2008

Diontre

Goofy ass lil nigga that loves money, respects all and fears non & if you disrespect it he gone die about it.

Diontre aka YoungObey

by kingTut April 6, 2015