dicksack

Someone who wears skinny jeans and converse and dresses as an emo

Steven Beale is a dicksack as he wears dicksack jeans(eastenders)

by max branning legend March 18, 2008

Shoveling Dicks

When a young ginger girl named slowly and unseductively beckons you forward with her high pitched voice while swinging a shovel towards your dick!! While hissing the names of pointless events that no one cares about!

Watch out here comes Amanda she is shoveling dicks

by Amanda.bad August 18, 2014

Dickscarred

the emotional effect of having been cockblocked

Dude that girl at the bar fell asleep on my lap while giving me a blowjob man, left me so dickscarred.

by Zvoe November 17, 2009

Forest of Dicks

A large gathering of tea-party people. A smaller gathering is merely a grove of dicks.

Guy 1: Damn, I tried to watch TV without vomiting, but there was a "Forest of Dicks" on Fox news who kept claim Obama wasn't an American.

Guy 2: It wasn't a forest, it was merely a Grove of Dicks, they just kept showing shots of the same people over and over.

by Redbeardedmofo August 6, 2011

dicksafailin

the generic form of viagra

"I got some serious whiskey dick..better take some dicksafailin"

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

dickshitcock

A piece of shit in your cock's urethra after anal sex.

"Dude, you have a fucking piece of dickshitcock stuck in urethra!!"

by dickshitfuck May 31, 2009

dickshit

When every single other orifice can not excrete faeces except for the dick hole and it forcibly comes out at any time, place or situation.

"Johnny couldn't take a dump, he ended up doing a dickshit"

by drtrumpsalot November 15, 2016