benjo ditch 

A benjo ditch is an Oriental solution for the toilet. It is little more than a ditch in which you deposit your waste.

The benjo ditch is also a practical answer, as the waste can be collected to be used as fertilizer.

If you're going to try to jump the benjo ditch... don't miss.

benjo ditch by protocoldroid November 14, 2004

Casual Ditch 

This is when your wife/girlfriend/partner is shopping in a store, and they are trying something on that they like and want you to buy, but then when they come out of the dressing room you have mysteriously vanished.

Your partner will look around the store and not see you, and the husband chair will be cold and empty because you weren't sitting in it. This usually happens at malls, and you, assuming that you're a guy, have casually walked out to some store for yourself, or to grab a coffee.

Girlfriend: Hey hun I'm gonna try this shirt on it'll look so good on me!

Me: All right.

*Girlfriend goes in dressing room*

*I pull the casual ditch, and walk away from my girlfriend and her store to go grab a big ass cup of coffee because I look cool walking around with it and I need to wake up(sarcasm)*

Casual Ditch by muhfucker November 13, 2007

Dick Dong Ditch 

When you go to someone's house, suck their dick and leave.

Yo did you hear about what Leslie did to Tom last night... She dick dong ditched... What a hoe.

Dick Dong Ditch by GOTTA ZAYN🏃🏽💨 June 3, 2016

Bitch Ditch 

To avoid all talking and eye contact with a person.

Matt: Should I bitch ditch her?
Chantel: Whats that?
Matt: To avoid all talking and eye contact with a person.

Bitch Ditch by for chantel :P January 21, 2009

Junk Ditch

A male taint.

I asked her to tongue-punch my junk ditch, but she said she'd need a weed whacker.

Junk Ditch by annux July 2, 2016

Bitch Ditch 

When instead of moving lanes early and waiting in traffic, the driver speeds up in the terminating lane then merges at the last minute, hoping some weak soul will yield. A major source of road rage.

He’s trying to bitch ditch you. Don’t let that bastard in

Bitch Ditch by Red Rexford November 10, 2019

Coitus ditch 

A big fucking hole.

I'm gonna need a cartographer to map this coitus ditch.

Coitus ditch by Wet spaghetti May 24, 2022