mentally drunk

To be mentally crazy and make very weird decisions.

Dude, you were so mentally drunk that you had sex with a Mexican girl while you are in a relationship with someone else.

by PikaChar August 26, 2013

too drunk to cum

so drunk that you no longer have the ability to "cum"
this applies to both men and women

my bae was rock hard but hes too drunk to cum and now his dick is flaccid

by sexplination June 7, 2014

Seattle Drunk

To be mild mannered and successful big city desk jockeys by day only to transform into righteous party gods by night. You can never actually impede someone once they've achieved seattle drunk, you can only hope to contain them.

Guy 1: Dude I got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? Did you get seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol not even f*ckin close, I only had like 10 shots & 9 beers

by The Trufe August 11, 2014

stanley drunk

So drunk you'll get kicked out of fine oyster serving establishment.

Excuse me sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you have puked all over our silk and have been throwing your caviar at our other guests. You are clearly stanley drunk...

by dutchsydney February 6, 2014

Loser Drunk

When you get so bombed drunk that regardless of what you did the night prior, you wake up knowing you were the mayor of loserville

Peter got so loser drunk last night he hasn't answered his phone in days because of how bad it was

by Sternpe1 July 2, 2016

butthole drunk

Get your girl so drunk she doesn't realize which hole it goes in

I got my girl butthole last night she didn't realize that I stuck it in her butt or not pussy. Butthole drunk means completely wasted

by Teeny tiny weenie May 19, 2016

Freya Drunk

An extreme version of 'Drunk'
The kind of drunk that causes you to act out stupidly, or do things you would not otherwise do sober.

Shitman, last night I was sooo Freya drunk

I cant wait for the weekend, I'm gonna get absolute Freya drunk

by FabNab1506 December 8, 2016