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Donkey Puncher 

AKA: DP
An alien frat guy whose dad totally owns a car dealership, had to get hammered to get his lung tat cause it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat and totally rocks the seven shades of shit out of your face, motherfuckers.
From: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Episode: Frat Aliens (2003)
Voiced by: Patton Oswalt
Frylock: Okay... then what's your real name?
DP: Bros call me DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it?
Frylock: Yeah.. I do.
DP: Sometimes I'm donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania.
Master Shake: Dude, the player. Dude party! Party Dude!!! PD!!!
Frylock: No, I need your real name. What your mother calls you.
DP: Ah... You know what, just try DP.
Master Shake: Dude pal! That's what you should be... cause you're my dude...pal!
DP: Dude, your buddy here is givin' me a rash.
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donkey licker 

1. A person that licks someone elses balls
2. Someone who licks a donkey
1. You fucking donkey licker, you fucking broke my sandwich!
2. I saw you licking a donkey yesterday. You fucking donkey licker!
donkey licker by Mike Ellison April 22, 2004

donkey-fuck vagina 

A vagina that is very loose as if it has been fucked by a donkey.
Shit son.. that hoe was so loose. She had a donkey-fuck vagina.

donkey shit 

a piece of turd thats comes from the donkeys arse
eeeeewwwww that smells donkey shit
donkey shit by 0o~lauz~o0 October 28, 2005

Donkey Knocking 

While riding your pertner from behind, just before shooting your load, hit her round the head with something hard. This causes her to contract giving the beholder great pleasure
Last night i donkey knocked my girlfriend, today i am a new man!
Donkey Knocking by Minchos May 2, 2003

donkey fuck 

When your fucking doggie, then just as your about to come, you pull out and shove it in her ass.. as you do this is will make her throw her head back in shock.. then you punch her in the back of the head and come in her ass.
That girl Mike pulled last night wants to kill him.
Apparently he Donkey Fucked her...
donkey fuck by BigRob May 19, 2005

Donkey on the ledge 

British slang for having someone on the other line during a phone call.
"Can I put you on hold real quick, donkey on the ledge."
Donkey on the ledge by A. Sanchez November 1, 2005