bulldog eating custard

A way of describing a proper dirty battered woman's chuff

"and she had a chuff like a bulldog eating custard"

by Tibolticus May 19, 2008

Chain of custody

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth, and the woman passes the semen from her mouth to the woman's mouth sitting next to her. Usually this must be done at least 4 times before a true chain of custody has been established.

Jon: "Who has the chain of custody now?"
Brant:"I can't tell, all of their mouths are closed."

by Sebastion Pico August 30, 2008

custard pillow

A baked culinary delight.

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

customer number 9

Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.

Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.

by Mark Cole April 9, 2008

Custard soup

The mixture of semen and piss in a bowl that is then slurpped up by a dirty whore.

Damn that bitch slurpped all that custard soup and even asked for seconds

by ericbumfluff September 9, 2010

Customer Care Manager

A completely useless specimen, incapable of making any sensible decision. Bordering on retarded.

A real waste of oxygen and totally incompetent at life in general.

Universally hated by all

Employee: Why are we doing this exactly?

Customer Care Manager: blah, blah, erm, blah

Employee: ok, then I'll just do it and watch you fail!

by lord lettuce farquah houston September 13, 2011

Customophobic

adjective: 1. Cannot and willnot allow customs in a tournament or friendly environment
2. prickly 3. pretty salty

Sm4sh community :
I'm not saying you can't play standard, but I should be able to play customs.

noun: Customophobe
One whom is afraid of players that use customs.
#PressStart

"What do you think of Customs?"
"Customs-on pleyars should have separate water fountains."
"That is very Customophobic."

Customs never messed up The Messiah in EVO Top 8. Grand Finals were two standard dudes. Here in 1.1.0 I find it wildly inferior to be Customophobic.

"We don't say things that are like discriminatory, (oh homophobic, right?), we just try to be inclusive and let everybody enjoy the love that is playing super smash brothers..."
-Bobby Scarnewman; The Scar & Toph Show: 1-5 1:36:14

by th izizi t November 8, 2015