Cumpire

A gay baseball player. Doesn't actually have to be an umpire though.

Doug: Hey man, I just got a job cleaning the bases off at Whocares Stadium!

Justin: Cool, but bend with your knees when you're cleaning them.

Doug: Why?

Justin: Shawn O. Theded is on the team, and he's a cumpire!

Doug: Ho snap!

Ron Simmons: ....DAMN!!!!

by Doug and Justin.. Yeah.. June 6, 2007

clumpy

the act of recieving oral sex while curbing someone

"Robert didnt feel making him bite the curb was ruthless enough, so he made the kid's girlfriend give him a clumpy"

by mikemikemikeee February 5, 2008

Cump

An apparatus for holding male ejaculation

I went to donate sperm, and the nurse handed me a cump for my man juice

by D. Bud September 1, 2016

cumpact disc

noun; a CD that has been used as a tool of masturbation, the center whole acting as a surrogate vagina.

"I couldn't find my fleshlight so I had to use a cumpact disc."

by flocab May 31, 2009

cumper

a person who can't do anything right. particularly directed at the utter "mongs" of society. they sit below the likes of fuckboys and tosspots but slightly above the well known "roadman"

Horace: Sorry mum I forgot my bag at school.
Martha: For fucks sake Horace, you fucking cumper

by iamnotarapist May 9, 2016

cump

If you don't wipe your bum for a week you get a build up of cump

Poo for a week without wiping and after this time you get a little collection of cump starting to gather

by Fragger Hoddings July 26, 2012

Cumphage

English- noun
From Etymology: Greek -phagos one that eats, from -phagos -phagous
From Etymology: Usually Asianlovers.com- cum the semen released by male ejaculation

Cumphage- One who just plain loves the cock; in particular, interested in sampling its flavor via the pallet. Cumphages Can't standing not having cock within them, and usually are incapable of understanding life without it. To find a cumphage, one needs only to let out one's manhood in a populated area, and pronounce, "Mine is a cock awaiting a companion."
-Plural: Cumphagie 'cum-'faj-"IE also "Phage" ('faj)
adj. "phagelike"- having the qualities of a cumphage

Derek: Hey look guys, it's 4:20.
Adam: Derek, sometimes, you're such a cumphage.

by Armoredmancandy December 5, 2005