crock-eyed

A mixture of being cross-eyed and cock-eyed.

I did not get the job, because everytime i looked at the Manager's crock-eyed eyes, I'd laugh everytime.

by yamsTHEman August 14, 2010

Crocs Challenge

Having sexual intercourse while one or both partners are wearing crocs, not the fashionable ones, the classic crocs clogs. To be a champion of the crocs challenge the session must be to completion.

"Hey man, I totally finished the Crocs Challenge today!"
"Oh god bro, how the fuck were you even able to get it up?!"
"I had to picture her without the fucking crocs on... But it was worth it."
"You're then man!"
*epic bro five*

by BryNelson March 7, 2014

gnat's crochet

gnat's balls

the width of a gnat's crochet, Within a gnat's crotchet.
Well known saying on British radio Game Show, 'I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue'

by Wireman2018 January 12, 2018

chris crocker

An openly gay man (who thinks of himself as a woman) who has recently become famous on Youtube for his video crying and having a breakdown about people criticizing Britney Spears' horrible VMA 2007 performance.

Have you heard about Chris Crocker?
Yeah, that guy/girl/thing really is a wacko, isn't it?

by Ikani January 3, 2009

chris crocker

The creepiest man on youtube. Also a very gay guy. He needs his meds.

Chris Crocker: Leave Britney Alone!

by Salsayeah October 6, 2007

Crock Pot

A very creepy person.

Gosh that Andy is such a crock pot

by spoodermanisbae January 22, 2019

The crocodile

When a guy gives oral to a woman while sitting on his face. When all you see is the eyes just like a crocodile in a lake.

Damn baby tonight I want you to sit on my face while I do the crocodile on you.

by DJ REK-1 June 17, 2018