crankstipated

The feeling and outward emotion of being cranky due to constipation.

John was terribly crankstipated until he took a dump, relieved his constipation and his crankiness went away.

by Spaulding Smails January 15, 2025

Crapsolutely perfect

Sarcastic expression used when a situation turns out exactly wrong or in the most inconvenient, frustrating, or disastrous way possible.

This concert was so bad, it was crapsolutely perfect.

by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

Crapsolutely perfect

When a situation turns out “perfect” in the absolute worst way possible. Usually said with heavy sarcasm to highlight how everything went wrong, yet managed to line up with irritating precision.

“Oh, the car broke down in the rain, my phone’s dead, and I left my wallet at home. Crapsolutely perfect.”

by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

crapshartingbananas

to be so shocked to the point where no word can summarize it

"OH MY CRAPSHARTINGBANANAS WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!"

by divik789 October 19, 2025

Crapshartingbananas

To be shocked to the point that no word could describe it

“OH MY CRAPSHARTINGBANANAS WHAT JUST HAPPENED”

by divik789 November 1, 2025

flight cranks

The Best BMX Cranks ever built.

That bmx has 401 flight cranks by Redline.

by MC70 July 19, 2010

pre cramps

When you are 12 years old and about to have your period and you get cramps before you get actual cramps

She had pre cramps

by big jBig jfjsdfjdfj March 29, 2017