Cougar Cover

The thick layer of concealer worn by middle aged women to hide their age and entice their prey.

Also know as Cougar Camo

Friend1: Check her out, she's hot.

Friend2: Dude, check closer, there's a grandma under all that cougar cover.

by D.J. Double D August 30, 2012

acorn cougar

noun.

an older woman who only fuck men that look like little boys.

Meg likes to make we wear a bib before she acorn cougars me.

by B. Dang January 7, 2010

Cougar Stomp

1. The Act of fornicating with an older lady also known as a Cougar

2. The Act of getting Mauled by a mountain lion.

1. Suzy Got Cougar Stomped by Ryan last night.

2. Frank got Cougar stomped now he is in the hospital

by Brad Swift November 15, 2010

Cougar Nip

(noun) A young man who is attractive to older women.

Did you see the movie where the boy took off his shirt? Now, that was some cougar nip!

by Little Boo May 8, 2011

Grade Cougar

A woman who is romantically, sexually, etc. involved with someone who is at a younger grade then themselves -- typically women named Emilia are in this category

"Oh did you see that senior and her junior boyfriend?

"Yea, she is such a grade cougar"

by abbey09 March 5, 2018

blue cougar

when Pope Prep absolutely brutally pounds any other team by shoving the big E ROBB down the d-line so hard that it must result in a touchdown

kid a: did yall lose to jp2?
kid b: yeah they shoved blue cougar down our throat

by applebeesbeaner74 September 2, 2021

Cougar Knob

When you come across and very attractive older woman and things stand at attention in your pants. This word was actually derived from an auto correct fail but it was so good it stuck and continues to spread

I was at the bar and this super hot older woman walks in and I immediately had a cougar knob. My cougar knob was so hard I could not get up to go talk to her.

by Golden Chester September 7, 2012