by Erkh April 22, 2014
Get the condom buddiesmug. by AngiesAwesome September 17, 2018
Get the Controller Condommug. Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal
by Laho Zeher March 11, 2012
Get the condom blockmug. The rubber finger tips you put on your finger for sorting papers, so you don't have to lick your fingers first.
She always practices safe sorting at work. Whenever there are documents to be sorted, she always puts on a secretarial condom before she stuffs his envelope.
by RickyDash March 13, 2018
Get the secretarial condommug. A silicone case for the Nintendo Switch Joy Con controller to increase comfort when using the controllers when playing a game.
Dude 1: "Dude, let's play 1-2 Switch”
Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on my Joy Condom."
Dude 1: "Lol!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on my Joy Condom."
Dude 1: "Lol!"
by Nico121 May 27, 2020
Get the Joy Condommug. An “Italian Condom” is when you shove a spaghetti noodle down your urethra preventing you from cumming
by Galactic nascar April 7, 2020
Get the italian condommug. When traveling in foreign countries, the traveler uses their money to distance themselves from as much interaction as possible. Hiding behind taxis, fancy hotels with western food etc.
Hey do you feel like going to the local market to haggle for a woven basket? No I want to sit at the hotel pool and sip mojitoes. Dude you really have your cultural condom on today!!
by TDog August 20, 2013
Get the Cultural Condommug.