Human condom

A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.

Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.

Andrew used Brian as a human condom to have sex with a crack whore.

by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017

Cultural Condom

When traveling in foreign countries, the traveler uses their money to distance themselves from as much interaction as possible. Hiding behind taxis, fancy hotels with western food etc.

Hey do you feel like going to the local market to haggle for a woven basket? No I want to sit at the hotel pool and sip mojitoes. Dude you really have your cultural condom on today!!

by TDog August 20, 2013

italian condom

An “Italian Condom” is when you shove a spaghetti noodle down your urethra preventing you from cumming

“I couldn’t find a condom so I used an Italian condom”

by Galactic nascar April 7, 2020

Condom Buddies

When you and your friend get condoms together and give each other condoms

Person 1: hey can we get condoms?
Person 2: yeah let's be condom buddies

by 4seasons November 16, 2019

Joy Condom

A silicone case for the Nintendo Switch Joy Con controller to increase comfort when using the controllers when playing a game.

Dude 1: "Dude, let's play 1-2 Switch”

Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on my Joy Condom."

Dude 1: "Lol!"

by Nico121 May 27, 2020

secretarial condom

The rubber finger tips you put on your finger for sorting papers, so you don't have to lick your fingers first.

She always practices safe sorting at work. Whenever there are documents to be sorted, she always puts on a secretarial condom before she stuffs his envelope.

by RickyDash March 13, 2018

condom block

the terrible act of going limp while putting on a condom

Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal

by Laho Zeher March 11, 2012